ironmallet's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tank Source v1.0]

I love tanks

I think when you go off one side you shouldn't appear on the other side. Keep working on it- the graphics are fine for me... maybe the tank could leave tread marks- they could dissapear after a bit... tanks did that in army men RTS and it looked cool.

Dark-Lightning responds:

I like the treads idea, I'll see if I can put that into the next version!

[BLOS]

You have to be very funny to make fun of the blind

Nothing is off limits when it comes to humor. Nothing. But the more sensitive the topic is, the funnier you have to be. This didn't meet the "funny enough to make up for the fact that I'm mocking the blind" threshold.
You can belong to the group yourself and this gives you a sort of humor 'pass'. So Kennedys get to tell Catholic Jokes. Chris Rock can point out the subtle differences between Black folks and 'those to whom books are kryptonite'.
Be funnier, or pick an easier topic. Like dog fancier operating system or Gay dude operating system or even make fun of short people and have all the icons on the bottom or make fun of Linux users or arabs (folder names like 'sand' 'fine sand' 'regular sand' 'recycled sand') or even russians like maybe a preloader with the wait time for a fresh orange measured in weeks or the elderly, vegetarians, elderly vegetarians. . .
Nevertheless, this was a brazen and thoughtless act, and I applaud it on that level. You took the time to load it onto the NG server and it did not get blammed, that's good too. The voices are uncommonly good, even the female voice (hence the good sound score).
One man's opinion (not my fault if it's spot on) ;)

Foreverkul responds:

lol, nice long review :)
Well, actually, i never really thought of real blind people while making this. How bout you think it as this: Windows without pictures and only sound ^_^

[Xiao Xiao No. 4]

Awesome

Gave it a nine so I can give 5 a ten...

[frogger_2005]

How the **** do you **** up frogger?

Dude.

The cars looked cool... but you ****** it up.

Start over from scratch.

david142 responds:

please say why!! just blamming games for fun is soooo stupid

[Cyber Slots]

I gave it a 5

This should be rated higher. This might not be the most exciting way to spend your time, but it is perfect. Perfect should be worth something. Just like a real slot machine I took my winnings as an affront and insisted on giving them all back. The sound was realistic. The graphics were too. If you want to repost this with guns and women, it'll get a 3.2 at least. Nice job.

[Chavocalypse Now! (Demo)]

Good sound -- Cursor is fine

A little hard right off the bat. Any penalty for whackin' Cosby? Tell you what worked for me the most was the destructable environment. Very Nice Work. The boss was cool.

[Flash Poker]

Fun

Great card designs- love the double up screen. The queens are sweet. Joker's great. I didn't have my sound on- so a zero, no big.

[Big Or Small]

Needs polish

It needs to be tightened up. Good job on the programming. Except it does seem to steal all your money for no reason. That's a bug. I hate sounds so that didn't bother me, I would've just turned them off anyway. Keep trying.