ironmallet

Age/Gender: 39, Male
Location: Redmond, Wa
Job: Breathing

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2/14/05

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Score: 10
The Lukewarm

"I am a fan."

submission: The Lukewarm
date: April 1, 2005

That was incredible. Admirable scope and depth. Your communication skills are remarkable- any industrialized human on earth could understand this story. bull+bull=house. bull+pig=industry. I can't believe how your mind works. I want to see more.

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Score: 8
A Windy Day

"Nice"

submission: A Windy Day
date: March 17, 2005

Piano collision sound was critical and you nailed it.

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Score: 9
coffee break

"Wow"

submission: coffee break
date: March 17, 2005

That was amazing..... I was completely invested . The scraping sound (concrete on asphalt) creeped me out entirely. Gifted.

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Score: 10
Mammal

"Love that song"

submission: Mammal
date: March 15, 2005

James K. Polk next?

Meet James Endsor?

Great job with a great song... the monkey with no tail tho, I think they're talking about us.

Never mind that tho cuz it was a good segway into the chorus... so anyway great work.

Seriously- James K. Polk next!!

Author's Response:

I dun like James K. Polk too much...

I do like Meet James Ensor though.

And yes, I realize that the "monkey with no tail" is talking about humans. But I didn't want to overuse people, and I thought the whole thing with the monkey would be cuter than showing a guy's ass anyways ;)

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Score: 6
Tank Source v1.0

"I love tanks"

submission: Tank Source v1.0
date: March 15, 2005

I think when you go off one side you shouldn't appear on the other side. Keep working on it- the graphics are fine for me... maybe the tank could leave tread marks- they could dissapear after a bit... tanks did that in army men RTS and it looked cool.

Author's Response:

I like the treads idea, I'll see if I can put that into the next version!

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Score: 4
BLOS

"You have to be very funny to make fun of the blind"

submission: BLOS
date: March 9, 2005

Nothing is off limits when it comes to humor. Nothing. But the more sensitive the topic is, the funnier you have to be. This didn't meet the "funny enough to make up for the fact that I'm mocking the blind" threshold.
You can belong to the group yourself and this gives you a sort of humor 'pass'. So Kennedys get to tell Catholic Jokes. Chris Rock can point out the subtle differences between Black folks and 'those to whom books are kryptonite'.
Be funnier, or pick an easier topic. Like dog fancier operating system or Gay dude operating system or even make fun of short people and have all the icons on the bottom or make fun of Linux users or arabs (folder names like 'sand' 'fine sand' 'regular sand' 'recycled sand') or even russians like maybe a preloader with the wait time for a fresh orange measured in weeks or the elderly, vegetarians, elderly vegetarians. . .
Nevertheless, this was a brazen and thoughtless act, and I applaud it on that level. You took the time to load it onto the NG server and it did not get blammed, that's good too. The voices are uncommonly good, even the female voice (hence the good sound score).
One man's opinion (not my fault if it's spot on) ;)

Author's Response:

lol, nice long review :)
Well, actually, i never really thought of real blind people while making this. How bout you think it as this: Windows without pictures and only sound ^_^

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Score: 7
Uncle Clyde

"Replay Button"

submission: Uncle Clyde
date: February 23, 2005

I liked all three of your videos alot. The REPLAY button at the end of two of them uses just the text as the hit area.

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Score: 9
Xiao Xiao No. 4

"Awesome"

submission: Xiao Xiao No. 4
date: February 20, 2005

Gave it a nine so I can give 5 a ten...

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Score: 1
frogger_2005

"How the **** do you **** up frogger?"

submission: frogger_2005
date: February 18, 2005

Dude.

The cars looked cool... but you ****** it up.

Start over from scratch.

Author's Response:

please say why!! just blamming games for fun is soooo stupid

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Score: 8
Cyber Slots

"I gave it a 5"

submission: Cyber Slots
date: February 17, 2005

This should be rated higher. This might not be the most exciting way to spend your time, but it is perfect. Perfect should be worth something. Just like a real slot machine I took my winnings as an affront and insisted on giving them all back. The sound was realistic. The graphics were too. If you want to repost this with guns and women, it'll get a 3.2 at least. Nice job.

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